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السلام عليكم اخواني الاعضاء نرجو منكم التكرم بالدخول والمشاركة والرد عل المواضيع لأن المنتدى يعاني من نقص كبير من طرفكم ونريد هذا المنتدى أن يكون تفاعليا لا لئن تضعوا فيه موضوع وترجعوا بعد شهر لكي تروا هل تم الرد أو لا وأنا أسف على ازعاجكم تقبلوا مروري
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    تاريخ التسجيل : 03/12/2009

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    مُساهمة من طرف صهيب السبت يناير 02, 2010 10:30 pm

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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">واحد قال لصاحبه : لو كتبت رسالة وكتبت عليها إلى أكبر مغفل وأرسلتها تروح لمين؟ قله</SPAN></B><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN> : <SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl>ترجعلك </SPAN></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">محشش يقوم خوية الصباح يقوله قم شف بكره</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه مدرس لغه عربيه سال طالب قروي قاله من ذو متى وانت ترعى الغنم قال الطالب (منذ مبطي</SPAN></B><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN>)</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فية عجوز منومة في المستشفى جابو لها خبز و ملوخية كلت الخبز و تحنت بالملوخية</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">زول ماسك في ايدوه زيتونة ليه ؟ بعيد ايام الطفولة</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">حرامي نجح ولده قال ابوه ايش رايك في سيارت الجيران</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">هذا في أحول يسوق سيارة بصديقة قلوه صديقة انتبه العمود قال الأحول لا تخاف امر من بينهم</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">عصبي ضربته شمس جمع شلته</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">عربجي دخل في رجله مسمار حاول يطلعه ما طلع قام وعفطه</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه واحد شايل كيس سمك قابل محشش قاله لو عرفت أيه في الكيس أعطيك منه سمكه </SPAN></B><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN>...........<SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl>قال بحر</SPAN></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">في غراب محجر لعصافير في زاويه يقولهم منهو اللي قال جانا التكروني</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">في زول راح للحلاق وجلس على الكرسي ومدنق راسه قاله الحلاق تحلق دقن والا راس قال دقن قاله ارفع راسك قال اقووول حلق راس</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">محشش كل ما ضربوه شباب يضحك ويقول : أعرف صادوه</SPAN></B><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN>.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه قراوي طلب من صاحب المطعم شاورما قال بس الله يخليك بدون قرطاس لانه يسبب لي حرقان </SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه محشش يقراء على سيارته ليش يبغى يطلع العفريته</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">قروي قال لأمه دبري ليه حبوب قالت الأم مامعي الأثنتين بكنس بها الحوش</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
    <HR align=center width="40%" SIZE=2>
    </SPAN></DIV>
    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">حارس غنم في ليلةعرسه ما لقى موضوع يتكلم فيه قال لزوجته:ماخبرتي سكتون للبيع</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">في قمله توهاا متزوجه سالهاا زوجهاا وين تبيناا نقضي شهر العسل قالت يمدحون شعر زينب العسكري</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
    <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه محشش نامت رجله طفا اللمبة</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">مرة واحد قروى راح لبتاع التليفزيونات قالوا عندك تليفزيونات ملونة قالو اه قالوا طب إدينى واحد اصفر</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">فيه قروي دخل راسه في قفص الأسد . قاله الحارس: طلع راسك من القفص. قال : بسم الله ماني بآكله</SPAN></B><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN dir=ltr></SPAN>.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SY"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; DIRECTION: ltr; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=center><B><SPAN lang=AR-SA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">محشش متأخر عن الدوام قاله المدير وين الناس قال مدري عنهم انا توي جاي</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SY"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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    مُساهمة من طرف Muhammad الإثنين يناير 04, 2010 7:14 am

    عسكري محشش سجل مخالفة على واحد يفحط 300 ريال قال مامعي إلا 500 قاله روح فحط بـ200 وتعال
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    مُساهمة من طرف ابوسمره السبت يناير 16, 2010 12:07 am

    في قمله توهاا متزوجه سالهاا زوجهاا وين تبيناا نقضي شهر العسل قالت يمدحون شعر زينب العسكري
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    مُساهمة من طرف الغـــريــب الثلاثاء يناير 19, 2010 2:59 am

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